Cruze gets Chevy Derp Face

Kinja'd!!! "oldirtybootz" (oldirtybootz)
04/13/2014 at 11:10 • Filed to: None

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First the Malibu, then the Camaro, now the Cruze. Holy hell that is awful. And someone was just telling me how classy and "Audi-like" the Cruze is compared to my cheap POS Dart. Lolz.


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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > oldirtybootz
04/13/2014 at 11:13

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I gotta say the Dart's styling is sharp. I quite enjoy it. What colour is yours?

I really lust after the 2013 Chargers though, so mean looking!


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > oldirtybootz
04/13/2014 at 11:21

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I don't hate it (Cruze fanboy here). I think it will look a lot better in person. My question, why do this update when a new, supposedly better Cruze is just around the corner?


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > Hooker
04/13/2014 at 11:25

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I don't mind the Cruze itself. It's like a shunken Malibu, fairly boring Bowtie transportation. But also like the Malibu, I think the new grille just shits all over the front end. Seeing a Malibu in person didn't help, it looks like it had an underbite.

Plus, no projector beams?


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > thebigbossyboss
04/13/2014 at 11:26

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Mine is True Blue.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > oldirtybootz
04/13/2014 at 11:42

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At least the Malibu has them. The Cruze desperately needs them. My 08 Astra had them. Best lit car I have ever owned.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > oldirtybootz
04/13/2014 at 12:34

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Very nice!!


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > thebigbossyboss
04/13/2014 at 22:21

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Thanks! I have a bit more planned visually.